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(917): View more from New York City

Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I am midnight drunk by noon

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(786): View more from Florida

I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.

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(650): View more from California

I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes

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(939): View more from Puerto Rico

Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.

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