Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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