I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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