dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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