I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
