nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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