she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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