So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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