I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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