fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
that's an acceptable place to lick
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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