So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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