we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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