This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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The air was thick with penises
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
send nudes
from the living room?
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