I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
