did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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