how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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