And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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