oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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