looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
tell me about the eggs
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