She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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