ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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