she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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