Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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