I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I touched a dick in church today
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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