At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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