If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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