Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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