And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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