after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Your cock deserves a montage
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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