thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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