After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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