the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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