Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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