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• (503): View more from Oregon

  PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...

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  Ur type is ready and willing

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night

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