Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?