NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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