Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?