is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.