Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
