Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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