I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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