i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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