Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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