I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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