So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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