yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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