if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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