Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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