I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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