even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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