you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she smelled like a LAN party
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Damn victory sex feels great
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
