Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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