i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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