i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize