Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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