i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
PANTIES FOUND
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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