Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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