gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
id be glad to
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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