i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Randomize
